Monday, September 24, 2007

Little Big Chicken Stickers Boom Town

Is the body of man with three eyes


Last Friday in the town of Toledo Villaluenga, was found next to a farm that had a strange skeleton third eye socket in the front. Was thought to be simply a broken skull in that area, but after carrying out several investigations have found that indeed it was a human being with a third eye.

The finding has not been slow to come out and already the main topic of conversation in the small town. In fact, some residents have confirmed to reporters from News of the World that the body found belonged to Miguel Trascastillo, a young man because of his physical deformity rarely interacted with his fellow citizens and, therefore, lived in a small cave thing away from the urban core. State that tried to bring in the greatest secrecy the mysterious third eye, so I used to wear hats or scarves around the head.
Village Baker, Nicholas, has provided us an alleged photo of Miguel Trascastillo (which we show in this article) in which his third eye fully appreciate and we can see that I could handle with ease. The photo is being reviewed by our team of data verification, but everything seems to indicate that it is an authentic photo.

A CNI group is leading the search for a medical document certifying the strange discovery in the cave called Miguel and, undoubtedly would queue if there are any living descendant of his, and if so, find it to perform all type of research.

keep you informed.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Ct Scan Not A Kidney Stone

The Jesus Christ on his back crying


Unusual event which occurred in the state of Kansas, United States, where a burly farmer south of the county with a tattoo sendo Jesus Christ on his back tattoo warned that emanated whole milk.

After his brother returned from Iraq the young farmer John McLucker tattooed Jesus Christ to thank God for the return of his brother. But fate was truncated for this hearty family in southern Kansas when they came to Iraq's brother John, and this time not so lucky.

was an anti-personnel mine which skewed young American life while conducting a routine examination, from that moment, even before the deceased soldier's family and John himself knew the tattoo news emanated a pristine white liquid eyes. This event is repeated every day at the same time that the brother of John died.

Scientists from around the state scrambled to investigate this incident, analyzed the liquid and all reached the conclusion that we were dealing with simple milk or some derivative.

Vatican welcomes this miracle and have been more of a senior official of the Catholic Church who have listed this event miracle.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Wiccan Ebay Templates

milk Lose 5 million euros in the washer


Jean François Fogel, 28 year old French citizen living in Holland, bought a EuroMillions ticket as every week and put it in the small pocket of his trousers, always used to check the pockets before putting clothes in the washer but just this week I had to do laundry at his companion Ali Salha, a native of Morocco, which did not keep the custom of the young Frenchman with such bad luck that the bill introduced by Jean forgotten in his pants in the washer with dramatic results.

Jean Just hours after he realized that the combination he chose was the award-winning and swiftly ran to get your ticket to find a piece of wet paper totally illegible.

From managing lotteries warn that the extreme deterioration of the ticket is grounds for annulment since we are talking about large sums of money which could have led to counterfeiting.

Jean François, Heban by profession, he saw for a moment all their dreams fulfilled but soon dropped from the clouds to give his partner Ali the bad news. Know from friends of the two housemates who have stopped all relations of friendship and shouting insults and Jean left the apartment they shared and went straight to court to sue your ex-friend "to lose its 5 million of euros. Hopefully at least the relationship that recovers more than 5 million are lost.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Crac Rhinoceros 4.0 Evaluation

A witch becomes Raul Gonzalez

Pontevedra An old witch, tired of the dismal performance of the '7 'Real Madrid in recent years, has decided to end it for his own and has turned into a toad Raul while he was exercised in the sports of Valdebebas.



Josefina, a witch withdrawal and of his profession, is a very staunch follower of football and Real Madrid. Despite having paid card, do not usually go to the Bernabeu because of the remoteness of residence, but always shows proud and happy because it helps the club financially. In recent years, Josephine had said on many occasions that Raul Gonzalez, Real Madrid veteran striker, had to withdraw because in his recent performances did nothing to hinder his peers. The last bump in the Supercopa of Spain was the straw that broke the glass and Josephine began to prepare the potion that would make the Madrid captain in a small frog.

Once achieved, and after trying with several neighbors in her village, the witch on her broom went to the sports of Valdebebas where it was exercising the Real Madrid. There, he snuck into the kitchens of the resort and added a few drops of your drink into the drink of Raul. After a few minutes, the players went to have lunch and after drinking the brew
rse, in seconds Raul was a toad. Instead of returning to his village and silent, the witch came in followed by the sets of Antena 3 to explain what happened and take over the charges against him.

Real Madrid did not want to make any declaration. Diarra has only agreed to speak with the media, but Mali is not understood anything because of poor Castilian still driving.

The renewal of the contract of Raul danger, since in its new state just can play football. However, some club physiotherapists optimistic and think that with some training, Raul could dominate the new body and get to be the best player in the world thanks to new faculty to possess.

Despite these upbeat news, the player has made a complaint to the witch and surely, it will soon enter the prison of Soto del Real



Is An Exercise Bike A Good Form Of Exercise?

toad disappears from his grave


Surprising and shocking discovery that lived a twenty school accompanied by their teachers went to visit the tomb of this great English song. Fully
remained perplexed teachers of this school district of Madrid Carabanchel to see the sinister picture. Many of the children who understood what was happening began to scream in horror and teachers could not hide his face in fear while misunderstanding. Many experts are considering the possibility of divine ascension although the police officers leading the case point to a possible act of vandalism or a deranged fan. Although there are many rumors about the death of this folk not go further and more than 15 witnesses who place Fary in the Sandwich Islands. Keep you informed on this matter.