Friday, December 14, 2007

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The Portuguese the ugliest in Europe


The Portuguese ugliest women in Europe, or so a survey has revealed millions of European men Through the wide range of men's magazines found on newsstands throughout the continent.
And it is not the first time we hear this statement but it is the first serious study on this aspect that is published, of course hundreds of Portuguese voices have been heard loudly in the courtroom and offices of those responsible for study to be labeled as vulgar and inappropriate because the summit was held in Lisbon today.
Portuguese Even the president has commented on this critical aspect hard to journals and has conducted surveys asking explanations of the directors of the publications.

magazines have not only yielded to pressure from the Portuguese government also prepare new controversial interviews with the participation of all Europeans. Today, we discussed the project leaders, is conducting a survey on the European country most hated and say that France is winning. (Photo sketch of a Portuguese)

Monday, November 19, 2007

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This chimp sowing panic in Maryland



Over 5 hours of operation of the police special forces of the U.S. police (SWAT) were needed to capture and eventually bring down the chimpanzee has caused panic in the morning yesterday in the state of Maryland with a score of more than 6 shot and wounded by a monkey bite.

The chimpanzee belonged
McKensy Gerard, a Scot living in Baltimore (Maryland) that was dedicated to the show and the circus, according to police who interviewed the residents of this circus animal tips to severe beatings. Animal psychologists have analyzed the event and do not hesitate to blame the owner for the acts of the primate:
"The animal suffered beatings were the main cause of this outbreak aggressive. - Holds one of the most famous psychologists of the country that has ruled on the case. Gerard

McKensy be tried for the crime of cruelty to animals and will be stripped of his license in addition to their license circus weapons.
During the search the house of McKensy found an extensive collection of weapons in a cabinet, which lacked the gun used by the primate, fully loaded and if any safety measures to prevent the primate had taken the gun.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

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one is discovered human being without bones or muscles


A young American named Joe Bellic discovered by chance last Tuesday, in a small cave leading into one of the slopes of Mount Fuji in Japan, this strange creature. Because of its strange, Joe decided to take it to carry the Yokohama Zoo. But what was his surprise when this strange being begged, in perfect English, to leave him there and did not want to live in zoo Following this intervention, the stranger began to explain its history. In fact, it was a human being from Ireland called Matt. Born with a malformation and therefore had no bones, or muscles, and skin, hence its strange appearance. Raised in the bosom of a wealthy family, he said he could never go outside (he could not and did not want him to be brought), but this did not prevent him from completing a Bachelor of Law with a doctorate. During his childhood, he also learned to navigate using the techniques used by worms, so that once their parents died, moved to see the world. Coincidentally a friend had planned to travel to Japan, so do not hesitate a moment to get into her bag and visit the land of the rising sun. And he explained that he was fascinated by its landscape and decided to stay there, hosted by an old Buddhist. Matt
fed raw fish (hence you love sushi), which is what the old provisional every Tuesday. This, moreover, has given him a television to be entertained, while acknowledging he has not seen too much. Prefer talking with his Buddhist friend.

Joe has explained that despite their intention to has not l conventional ogrado rle ce to be displayed in the media and tell their story, but í s got to take a picture, which we show in this r eportaje. The young American has been dismayed by the story of Matt and has contacted a group of experts in robotics fabricarl and a sort of robotic exoskeleton Krang style, the "brain" of the ninja turtles.

keep you informed.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

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This gorilla has read over 100 books in Catalan


Xavi is a 12 year old gorilla from Barcelona Zoo with a very special quality: read and understand any textbook in Catalan, if it contains too many technical terms that Xavi does not know. For more than 3 years a group of biologists, educators and experts in these noble and intelligent animals have instructed Xavi Catalan reading and sign language. This
scientists understand and Xavi and attest that the primate could understand the texts he read. This experiment has been a milestone in this type of learning, Xavi continues to read books and educational texts, learning and acquiring more knowledge. Currently studying and learning books for primary and secondary courses first, but in the future try to continue with courses following, adapted for the monkey obviously up to university level. Hopefully research will continue and progress with Xavi, try to arrange an interview with our sympathetic friend in future editions.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

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The DGT in collaboration with the Civil Guard has launched a campaign to raise awareness about drug use and driving. To this end, we will now controls tests drug detection at the same breathalyzers.

And a few days ago one of the controls near Oviedo , and although he tried hide the agents, the civil guard stopped Hamilton driving a car rented and which he says "was heading to a little party ."


Seeing the sorry state of the subject, proceeded to breath test and drugs, testing positive for cocaine and other hard drugs. There now remains the question, Was Hamilton drugged the day of the race and so was wrong with the electronics?, Does your career is a scam and not more?. Due to the large impact of the news, study leave Hamilton Formula 1 according to unofficial sources, we aware.

Friday, November 2, 2007

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Hamilton was high breast implant in a dog


Ronna is a young 4 year old dog to its owner Jerry Stwart, a plastic surgeon Londin 45, has decided to implant a silicone breast. The eccentric whim of the surgeon comes from his love of touching and fondling women's breasts. - I love the feel of silicone, I'm not married and I can not always play breasts. The news was published in several weekly surgery and little late to echo through all the associations for the protection of animals reported this savage and inhuman act, and told world news. Other dog owners, says Jerry Stwart, have contacted him to do the same thing to their dogs.
seems that is fast becoming a new trend, other animals and aesthetic operations were controversial then, but the breast implant seems to open a new frontier.

Monday, October 8, 2007

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Gallardón hires Power Rangers to fight crime in Madrid


Seeing is believing. After the last Board of Governors in which he met the mayor of Madrid, Alberto Ruiz Gallardon, and their "advisors", is called a crowded press conference which announced the hiring of the legendary Power Rangers to fight crime the streets of the capital. Furthermore, such action will be carried out immediately. In these Currently, members of the Power Rangers are flying to Madrid except red, which enjoys a permit for his recent paternity

After the shock created before this news came the explanations. According Gallardón, this contract will help combat crime in the most deprived areas of the capital. His work will have an important social work because they do not have to act is devoted to teaching courses on the differences between good and evil. In principle, only to metamorphose when a truly dangerous situation. And, not to frighten the population, the Megazord invoked only if there is any terrorist action.

Reactions to this news was not long in coming. Miguel Sebastian, former mayoral candidate in past elections, described the recruitment of the Power Rangers as "disproportionate action" and believes "it is enough with the present police force in the capital." However, Mariano Rajoy fully support the measure and believes that "in no time, all cities have among its citizens and protectors of peace which the locals will enjoy from now on."

Anyway, next week will be included and, in principle, work work closely with the municipal police forces.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

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Espinete forced into prostitution in the House


unfortunate situation that this great man live television so many afternoons after school entertained us and taught us along with the rest of the cast of Sesame Street great moral values \u200b\u200band education. A passerby managed to capture with your mobile phone these images in the famous "Casa de Campo" in Madrid where he is selling his body rose to a ridiculous price, money that may be exchanged for drugs or something to put in their mouth.

And it was not easy to adapt to normal life after the series, but fail, they saw away and forgotten by the wayside, replaced by a wave of new children's series such as Teletubbies (Espinete denounced threats of assault and seeing the hedgehog required to pay a fine of 5,000 euros) or other gender that made a world too competitive. Espinete while could not stand the pressure and fell into alcoholism and drugs, looking now forced into prostitution by a measly euros to pay your daily dose and something to put in their mouth.

Espinete Hopefully out of this spiral of self-destruction and from here we call this great actor for this broken toy 90's and late 80 out afloat and live with dignity.

Friday, October 5, 2007

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Country Women of the three breasts jump to fashion


Hand of Woman Secret model comes perhaps the most controversial of all time, has three beautiful breasts and a lot to offer the world of fashion.

Finally Kilova Mary's dream of Moldovan origin, has come true and with good reason because despite his refusal to her third breast surgery to remove it to managed to appear in the catalogs of the company perhaps more intimate fashion in the world.

"There are many years I have fought for me a place in this world, and I've always been a creature of the fair for the people around me yet I'm considered a popular underwear model (yet) because Secret Woman. -
declare this beautiful woman that is all a clear example of overcoming adversity and struggle against sometimes insurmountable as in your case. Currently

Kilova has already received numerous offers from other designers and have offered to participate in major gateways in the world and recently we confess that it has received an offer from Paul Verhoeven to film Total Recall 2.

Monday, September 24, 2007

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Is the body of man with three eyes


Last Friday in the town of Toledo Villaluenga, was found next to a farm that had a strange skeleton third eye socket in the front. Was thought to be simply a broken skull in that area, but after carrying out several investigations have found that indeed it was a human being with a third eye.

The finding has not been slow to come out and already the main topic of conversation in the small town. In fact, some residents have confirmed to reporters from News of the World that the body found belonged to Miguel Trascastillo, a young man because of his physical deformity rarely interacted with his fellow citizens and, therefore, lived in a small cave thing away from the urban core. State that tried to bring in the greatest secrecy the mysterious third eye, so I used to wear hats or scarves around the head.
Village Baker, Nicholas, has provided us an alleged photo of Miguel Trascastillo (which we show in this article) in which his third eye fully appreciate and we can see that I could handle with ease. The photo is being reviewed by our team of data verification, but everything seems to indicate that it is an authentic photo.

A CNI group is leading the search for a medical document certifying the strange discovery in the cave called Miguel and, undoubtedly would queue if there are any living descendant of his, and if so, find it to perform all type of research.

keep you informed.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

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The Jesus Christ on his back crying


Unusual event which occurred in the state of Kansas, United States, where a burly farmer south of the county with a tattoo sendo Jesus Christ on his back tattoo warned that emanated whole milk.

After his brother returned from Iraq the young farmer John McLucker tattooed Jesus Christ to thank God for the return of his brother. But fate was truncated for this hearty family in southern Kansas when they came to Iraq's brother John, and this time not so lucky.

was an anti-personnel mine which skewed young American life while conducting a routine examination, from that moment, even before the deceased soldier's family and John himself knew the tattoo news emanated a pristine white liquid eyes. This event is repeated every day at the same time that the brother of John died.

Scientists from around the state scrambled to investigate this incident, analyzed the liquid and all reached the conclusion that we were dealing with simple milk or some derivative.

Vatican welcomes this miracle and have been more of a senior official of the Catholic Church who have listed this event miracle.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

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milk Lose 5 million euros in the washer


Jean François Fogel, 28 year old French citizen living in Holland, bought a EuroMillions ticket as every week and put it in the small pocket of his trousers, always used to check the pockets before putting clothes in the washer but just this week I had to do laundry at his companion Ali Salha, a native of Morocco, which did not keep the custom of the young Frenchman with such bad luck that the bill introduced by Jean forgotten in his pants in the washer with dramatic results.

Jean Just hours after he realized that the combination he chose was the award-winning and swiftly ran to get your ticket to find a piece of wet paper totally illegible.

From managing lotteries warn that the extreme deterioration of the ticket is grounds for annulment since we are talking about large sums of money which could have led to counterfeiting.

Jean François, Heban by profession, he saw for a moment all their dreams fulfilled but soon dropped from the clouds to give his partner Ali the bad news. Know from friends of the two housemates who have stopped all relations of friendship and shouting insults and Jean left the apartment they shared and went straight to court to sue your ex-friend "to lose its 5 million of euros. Hopefully at least the relationship that recovers more than 5 million are lost.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

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A witch becomes Raul Gonzalez

Pontevedra An old witch, tired of the dismal performance of the '7 'Real Madrid in recent years, has decided to end it for his own and has turned into a toad Raul while he was exercised in the sports of Valdebebas.



Josefina, a witch withdrawal and of his profession, is a very staunch follower of football and Real Madrid. Despite having paid card, do not usually go to the Bernabeu because of the remoteness of residence, but always shows proud and happy because it helps the club financially. In recent years, Josephine had said on many occasions that Raul Gonzalez, Real Madrid veteran striker, had to withdraw because in his recent performances did nothing to hinder his peers. The last bump in the Supercopa of Spain was the straw that broke the glass and Josephine began to prepare the potion that would make the Madrid captain in a small frog.

Once achieved, and after trying with several neighbors in her village, the witch on her broom went to the sports of Valdebebas where it was exercising the Real Madrid. There, he snuck into the kitchens of the resort and added a few drops of your drink into the drink of Raul. After a few minutes, the players went to have lunch and after drinking the brew
rse, in seconds Raul was a toad. Instead of returning to his village and silent, the witch came in followed by the sets of Antena 3 to explain what happened and take over the charges against him.

Real Madrid did not want to make any declaration. Diarra has only agreed to speak with the media, but Mali is not understood anything because of poor Castilian still driving.

The renewal of the contract of Raul danger, since in its new state just can play football. However, some club physiotherapists optimistic and think that with some training, Raul could dominate the new body and get to be the best player in the world thanks to new faculty to possess.

Despite these upbeat news, the player has made a complaint to the witch and surely, it will soon enter the prison of Soto del Real



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toad disappears from his grave


Surprising and shocking discovery that lived a twenty school accompanied by their teachers went to visit the tomb of this great English song. Fully
remained perplexed teachers of this school district of Madrid Carabanchel to see the sinister picture. Many of the children who understood what was happening began to scream in horror and teachers could not hide his face in fear while misunderstanding. Many experts are considering the possibility of divine ascension although the police officers leading the case point to a possible act of vandalism or a deranged fan. Although there are many rumors about the death of this folk not go further and more than 15 witnesses who place Fary in the Sandwich Islands. Keep you informed on this matter.

Friday, July 27, 2007

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Fary watermelons Beware!


Indeed, this precious fruit of pleasant and refreshing taste very common in summer is bringing more of a headache doctors throughout Europe. After the adoption of a new transgenic strain to provide the seed of this fruit of a special strength to adverse conditions, and not lose any crop due to rain or hail, there have been many cases of people to swallow the seeds this result have seen a watermelon plant growing inside, particularly in the stomach causing serious conditions.

Nugget Watermelon is normally digested and diluted with other foods due to stomach acids, but this new transgenic variety is immune to stomach acid and gets installed in the rear wall of the stomach instead of passing to the intestine and other foods . At the moment it has stopped production this variant by a court order but experts warn that there may be more than a million of those watermelons circulating in Europe and central Asia. From the wording can only advise them to try not to eat any watermelon seeds.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

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The world's strongest dog



This dog, named Brutus, was awarded Prize-Vigorexium the world's strongest dog. Born in Bilbao, the secret is lots of training and a healthy life without excesses.

Its owner, Iñaki Lapiedra, a mason by trade, tells us that her aunt gave it to Bilbao and, despite its elegance dogs would not dazzled him, so took him home.

At first, Brutus liked helping his master certain tasks in the work where she worked. These activities had their muscles begin to develop. Iñaki, seeing the potential of your dog, went with him to live in Bilbao to give proper training. He pointed to several gyms and hired a nutritionist to give the best food. It is said that the development of their muscles is not normal and has had to resort to illegal substances to get mold, but this is something that Iñaki strongly denies and which violates their principles.

After a few months, Brutus had a hypertrophic muscle that made him the most feared of all dog Euskadi. His owner introduced him to several local contests (winning all), and finally came to the event Vigorexium Dog 2007, in Vancouver. Brutus there surprised everyone and won the award unanimously. This has enabled it rains offers for her appearances in various movies, and says it intends to act co-starred with Sylvester Stallone in the next installment of Rambo.



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NoticiasDelMundoBlog team again after being abducted by aliens


It all began on June 8. We were in the drafting willing to collect, as every day, the most shocking news to have occurred throughout our world. A deafening roar outside our office brought us out into the courtyard. At that moment, the mood darkened completely, leaving only a glimmer of light on our heads. Then we began to climb, one by one ...


Once inside the ship, some pinkish-looking beings, blue hair and a pretty dress metrosexual welcomed us and told us that, like it or not, we were taking to their distant planet to experience with us. Then, a nasty young man and remained sedated us asleep until yesterday night, we appeared completely naked in the square Obradoiro in Santiago de Compostela. A kind old woman gave us clothes and something hot, and this morning we come to the drafting willing to tell everything that happened. The only test chart for the moment we have is the photo card of one of the aliens, who steal to get one of those beings and that we show in this article. Even

we are somewhat confused and suffer some consequences, but perhaps in a few days we have more details. Meanwhile, we will continue our humble journalistic work carried home the news and events we encounter.